Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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