He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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