A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just had sex bonerless
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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