he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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