So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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