I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
