i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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