They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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