I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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