You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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