is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
please don't ironically join a cult
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