Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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