Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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