Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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