I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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