i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Randomize
