do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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