she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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