You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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