Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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