I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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