Don't make out with my wife yet
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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