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hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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