Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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