Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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