The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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