My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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