you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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