Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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