When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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