hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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