Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It's never too late to be topless.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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