Do vagina's smell?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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