Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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