Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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