please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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