OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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