Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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