i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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