: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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