nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You're a waste of cheezeits
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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