Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
