They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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