Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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