why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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