I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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