And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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