i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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