plz talk dirty to me
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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