Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
