is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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